Sunday, June 24, 2007

On a lighter note

Top 10 Reasons to wear a chapel veil.

10. They look cool

9. Your boyfriend can find you in chapel simply by seeing the back of your head. Boyfriends of bare-headed women wander in vain.

8. They cover up bad hair days.

7. And days when you didn't have time to wash your hair.

6. And curlers.

5. If you need to create a diversion, you can lean too close to a candle and light it on fire.

4. They were recommended by St. Paul and made mandatory by Pope St. Linus.

3. They double as garrotes.

2. They are just soooo fascinating. Right up there with polkadots.

1. They honor the Real Presence in the Blessed Sacrament

5 comments:

healthily sanguine said...

They are fascinating! If you go to a non-Traditional mass, the little kids in front of you will turn around to stare at you in awe. lol...

Geoff said...

Garrotes?? Yikes. I will never again look at chapel veils the same way.

Kathryn said...

That is great Emily.

Kathryn said...

That is great, Emily.

Geoff said...

I mean, in garrote configuration, it would help in raising folks' hearts, minds, AND souls to God!