Top 10 Reasons to wear a chapel veil.
10. They look cool
9. Your boyfriend can find you in chapel simply by seeing the back of your head. Boyfriends of bare-headed women wander in vain.
8. They cover up bad hair days.
7. And days when you didn't have time to wash your hair.
6. And curlers.
5. If you need to create a diversion, you can lean too close to a candle and light it on fire.
4. They were recommended by St. Paul and made mandatory by Pope St. Linus.
3. They double as garrotes.
2. They are just soooo fascinating. Right up there with polkadots.
1. They honor the Real Presence in the Blessed Sacrament